jokes

JOKES FROM BACK IN THE DAY
1. Liar, liar pants on fire
2. Your mother got her tits caught in the ringer of the washer machine
3. Step on line your mother drink wine
4. What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? they are both cheap, fast,and if the rubber breaks ,your dead.
5. When i die ,I want to go peacefully with a glass of whiskey in my hand.
6. I recently read that love is entirely matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treat me like toxic waste.
7. I been in love with the same man for 30 years. If my husband new he would kill himself.
8. Absence-that common cure of love.
9. What mine is mine and what yours is yours and what’s yours is mine
10. The apple don’t fall far from the tree.